Prince - Dad, what's 40 feet long and smells like pee?
CaptiousDad - I don't know.
Prince - The line dance at the old folks home!
Not bad, eh?
Now I don't allow him to read my blog due to adult content, adult situations, adult language, and occasional SSC.
But one day he will learn the term 'old coot' and start using it in proper context. When that happens I'll probably get into real trouble with the humorless set in my extended family.
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