Tuesday, January 20, 2009

We're All Wired The Same

I have to admit, I've pondered most of them. What about you?

'Old Coots' want to maximize their theft of MY WAGES.

EBay dreams? Of course!

Women want to stay at home, throw occasional *parties* and become independently wealthy.

Every self-important intellectual wants to write a book, be it the *great American novel* or whatnot. (Me too!)

And who among us men doesn't wish they had a nickel for every time they....

As it turns out, you've got to be between 18 and 34 to become a compensated inseminator - because of motility or something.

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