Friday, June 06, 2008
My 3.5 Year-Old Son's Raging Hormones
Well, he did it yet again.
Yesterday we were in the children's section of a local library and my 3.5 year old son started flirting with an extraordinarily *hot* mom. He sidled up to the stranger; leaned on her legs; and the entire time in her presence, he used every ruse he could (like asking for a high fives) to touch the striking woman. It was all rather manifest in his horned little grin.
The first few times he singled out a mom for interaction I thought nothing of it. But now the sample set is larger and his discerning eye is not only proven, but estimable. Apparently he likes them blonde, curvaceous, and a little on the ditzy side.
Like father, like son!
Actually, like "great-grandfather" as well.
My grandfather is 94 years young and I would bet my life savings that if you invited him to a party, wedding, or barbecue....not halfway into it, you'll find him stalking and chatting up the best looking young women in attendance.