Friday, June 06, 2008

My 3.5 Year-Old Son's Raging Hormones

Well, he did it yet again.

Yesterday we were in the children's section of a local library and my 3.5 year old son started flirting with an extraordinarily *hot* mom. He sidled up to the stranger; leaned on her legs; and the entire time in her presence, he used every ruse he could (like asking for a high fives) to touch the striking woman. It was all rather manifest in his horned little grin.

The first few times he singled out a mom for interaction I thought nothing of it. But now the sample set is larger and his discerning eye is not only proven, but estimable. Apparently he likes them blonde, curvaceous, and a little on the ditzy side.

Like father, like son!

Actually, like "great-grandfather" as well.

My grandfather is 94 years young and I would bet my life savings that if you invited him to a party, wedding, or barbecue....not halfway into it, you'll find him stalking and chatting up the best looking young women in attendance.


Anonymous said...

Hmm...this is apparently pretty common. My son likes em' on the darker side. Also like his Daddy. Not his grandpa though, he likes blondes. White women are boring.

Whats with the thick pic?

I mean theres appeal there but I think you can do better.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, relating to the previous comment:

Slow out.

CaptiousNut said...

I've got to teach my son about pedigree.

He needs to start looking at the number of carats on a woman!

Anonymous said...

OK-heres my lesson-avoid carats unless you put them there.

-Slow out

I just get so excited when you reply to me!