Pig Flu Vaccine Causing Narcolepsy?

News from across the pond:

The Republic's Heath Service Executive (HSE) will remove all stocks of the swine flu vaccine Pandemrix from GPs' surgeries after it was linked to the disabling sleep disorder, narcolepsy.

Last week, the Sunday Independent revealed eight people who received the swine flu vaccine in Ireland have developed the devastating disorder, with most of the cases involving teenagers and young adults.

Last week, a new Swedish study found an increased risk of developing narcolepsy among children vaccinated with Pandemrix.

Sweden's Medical Products Agency concluded that those under 20 vaccinated with Pandemrix may be four times as likely to develop narcolepsy than those who did not get the shot.

The Swedish findings by the Lakemedelsverket agency broadly reflect a recent study in Finland, though that investigation found that the risk of children suffering from narcolepsy was nine times higher among those vaccinated with Pandemrix.

Since August 2010, at least 12 countries have reported cases of narcolepsy, particularly among young people.

In additional information supplied to family doctors, the HSE describes narcolepsy as "a disabling chronic neurological disorder characterised by recurrent episodes of excessive daytime sleepiness."

However, it also noted that narcolepsy is often accompanied by a range of other frightening symptoms including cataplexy -- a sudden loss of muscle tone that is often confused with epilepsy and sometimes leads to a total collapse of the patient.

Other symptoms that can develop gradually include sleep paralysis, and hypnagogic hallucinations -- extremely vivid hallucinations that occur at the boundary between sleeping and waking.

And fear not....as soon as the pig flu has ceased to alarm the masses they'll be hyping another faux pandemic.

Oh look, here it is - the H2N2 virus!!!

Most surprisingly this new one is (also) being pumped and primed by *vaccine researchers*.

And (again!) it will be lapped up by the totalitarian *planners* in power.

See also - Swing Flu Vaccine Killing Fetuses?

Pig Flu Vaccine Killing Fetuses?

Here's the story:

(NaturalNews) Recent data presented to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's (CDC) Advisory Committee on Children's Vaccines has revealed some shocking information about the effects of the H1N1 / swine flu vaccine on pregnant women. According to the report, the rate of miscarriage among pregnant women during the 2009 H1N1 / swine flu pandemic soared by over 700 percent compared to previous years, pointing directly to the vaccine as the culprit -- but the CDC denies the truth and continues to insist nobody has been harmed.

According to the CDC, nearly 50 percent of all pregnant women were vaccinated with the H1N1 vaccine during the 2009 / 2010 influenza season.

Hah! It's all from the CDC's own data. They've been hoist on their own petard.

Of course, it's not so funny for these poor women who *trusted* their Moronic doctors apparatchiks.

Recall that only a few weeks ago I was attacked with a *study* from a swine-flu-enthusiast doctor that asserted flu shots were perfectly safe for pregnant women. I guess, in fairness, perhaps that study didn't think the fetus worthy of consideration!

If you read the whole story (link above) you'll see that despite appalling evidence (from its own data!) that the pig flu vaccines might be killing babies....that Big Government is still in denial and still pushing these rushed-to-market, untested, and unnecessary shots on pregnant women.

I'm sure it won't be long before the *experts* spin this to:

"Actually, it's the pig flu that's causing miscarriages....it's so lethal that in can sometimes defy vaccination....so we need stronger vaccines, more widely distributed, pronto!"

Shocker! - Government Defends Government

The other day I received this email from a *swine flu enthusiast* doctor:

hey i hope you put this in your blog
a vaccine study for your perusal

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AA5P620101111

Well it's nothing more than a GOVERNMENT study defending a GOVERNMENT ritual - annual useless flu shots.

AND, all it states is that the shot is *not harmful* for one small sample set, over one short period of time. Let's see the SAT scores of those babies in 16 years!

In other words, it doesn't address the issue of whether or not the flu shot actually, you know, WORKS.  Talk about Big Government setting itself a low hurdle!

Personally, I think an expectant mother would be a complete Moron to get a flu shot when they are pregnant, ESPECIALLY one of today's thoroughly untested, rushed-to-market, *pig flu* vaccines. But whatever...

It's almost December and we haven't heard much about the pig flu this year yet, eh?

See also:

Bad Science & Worse Government - More Lethal Than Pig Flu

Massachusetts - The Dumbest State, QED

The Bizarro World Of Pig Flu Hysterics

More Pig/Bird Flu Fraud

More Pig Flu Nonsense

Swine Flu Cooties

Pig Flu Quack-ccine

Nonstop Alarmism

Bad Science & Worse Government - More Lethal Than Pig Flu

With the winter approaching....the alarmist push for *flu vaccines* from interested parties (Big Government, Big Pharma, Big Medicine, Walgreens, CVS, etc) is already well underway. Although I expect even fewer Americans this year to submit this this nonsense (though perhaps not in our most Moronic state - Massachusetts).

Today I came across another comprehensive debunking of flu vaccine propaganda that's well worth reading (and it's not from Natural News!):

New Proof That This Common Medical Treatment Is Unnecessary And Ineffective

See also my prior posts:

Pig Flu Bogeyman - Up For Slaughter

Upping The Dosage For Pig Flu Morons

Upping The Dosage For Morons

Last week, up in Moronic Massachusetts, I had to bear two *adults*, medical professionals, wax euphoric about *vaccines*. Seriously. One of them loudly asserted:

"I'm a big believe in vaccines!"

And the other other expressed total agreement. Seriously.

I mentioned that hundreds of kids in Australia supposedly went into convulsions after receiving the pig flu shot. Now what did they think of that?

More importantly, had they even heard of that???

No they hadn't. But one of them had an answer nonetheless, mumbling something about kids *fainting* at the sight of needles. He then asserted that because polio had been eradicated by vaccination....that therefore all vaccines were safe.

Seriously.

Such is sorry intellectual state of Big Medicine and Big Science today - both incurable poisoned by government subsidy.

The big news today is that Big Government is now pushing quadruple-dose flu shots for the most vulnerable Morons.

(NaturalNews) The vaccine industry has now decided that injecting senior citizens with the "standard" vaccine dose just isn't working. (Gee, really?) So now they've decided the way to make it work better is to offer a quadruple viral potency vaccine that packs 400% more viral fragments into one toxic shot.

The target for this quadruple vaccine injection? Senior citizens, of course -- the very people most likely to suffer the most serious side effects from a vaccine overdose. The FDA reportedly approved the new vaccine in April even though no scientific tests have ever been done to show it reduces flu symptoms. Then again, since when did vaccines have anything to do with real science in the first place?

What's especially entertaining about all this is that the FDA's approval of this quadruple potency vaccine is a blatant admission that single-dose vaccines just don't work! Obviously, if the single-dose vaccine was working as advertised, then it would be 100% effective and there would be no need for a double, triple or quadruple-dose vaccine. But all of a sudden, now that the quadruple-dose vaccine is available, the regular single-dose vaccine "isn't good enough."

This is a semi-long video, but it'll grab the open-minded remnant:

Pig Flu Shot Reminder

Check out this chilling link:

Vaccines and Medical Experiments on Children, Minorities, Woman and Inmates (1845 - 2007)

More than a few of those were pretty darn bad.

I heard the useless pig flu shot is going to be bundled with the useless (harmful?) *regular* flu shot this year.

I predict that fewer people will go for the *vaccination* this time around - except maybe in Massachusetts, America's Moron capital.  The clowns up there are probably also figuring out how to vote higher taxes for themselves, again.

Screaming "Pandemic" in an Empty Theater

While waiting at line at the DMV a week or so ago, staring me in the face was a poster from the NY Dept. of Health or something admonishing me to *cover my mouth* when I sneeze. Gee, thanks.

And it had links to the site I screenshotted above.

But the address was actually pandemicflu.gov!

Brace yourselves for another long winter of pig flu nonsense...

See also:

Pig Flu Hysteria - Uncurable

Swine Flu Bogeyman - Up For Slaughter

Pig Flu Hysteria - Uncurable

So I was out with my *group* at the local library the other day and one of the weirder *moms* yelled at her kid for squirting some of the community hand sanitizer into his palm.

GermaphobeMom - YOU CAN'T USE THAT....IT'S NOT SAFE....WE HAVE TO USE OUR OWN HAND SANITIZER.

At that I couldn't well help myself. I dilated my pupils in the sunshine, ran right over, and SNEEZED all over the lunatic. I probably should have dropped a bio-organic fart on her as well!

Imagine this though. You have to SANITIZE the hand sanitizer!

My wife informs me that her company just installed *tons* of hand sanitizers all over its offices - in the hallways, etc. It's a rather large organization so I wouldn't be surprised if they spent upwards of $1 million because the CDC said to *jump* and they were concerned about being a good corporate citizen.

See also - Swine Flu Bogeyman - Up For Slaughter. That post also has links to everything else I've written on *pig flu*.

Pig Flu Bogeyman - Up For Slaughter

Hah!

I'm not kidding when I say, over and over again, that Massachusetts actually has the dumbest people in the country!

And that's a direct consequence of it being the most *educated* state.

Schools, as currently run, DO NOT liberate or inform minds. No. Instead they render them useless. They create a self-unconscious mind slavery that can work wonders like....impel residents to vote FOR taxing themselves, etc.

Thirty-six percent of residents were inoculated against the swine strain, also known as H1N1, compared with 21 percent nationally. Seasonal flu vaccinations were administered to 57 percent of the state’s population, compared with 37 percent of the country.

As of March 18, 32 deaths had been confirmed in Massachusetts, all but five among people who had underlying medical conditions, according to the state.

Only 5 deaths???

And the clown asserts that:

About one-third of the population has already had H1N1, and another third has been vaccinated. That level approaches what public health specialists call "herd immunity,"...

Okay. There are 6.5 million ma$$holes...

And allegedly one-third of them caught the pig flu...

So out of 2,166,666 *victims*...

ONLY 5 DIED!!!



People here don't wear seatbelts but are scared to death of innocuous *pandemics*! This can only be described as a triumph of idiocy and propaganda.

Herd immunity???

So long as they are talking about SHEEP.

You know, it seems like just yesterday those medical quacks were defending pig flu hysteria in my comment section...

See also:

Massachusetts - The Dumbest State, QED

The Bizarro World Of Pig Flu Hysterics

More Pig/Bird Flu Fraud

More Pig Flu Nonsense

Swine Flu Cooties

Pig Flu Quack-ccine

Nonstop Alarmism

The Mumps Quackccine

Here's the article.

And here's the jaw-dropper:

Lakewood, New Jersey, Rabbi Yehunda Pirutinsky was surprised when his 14-year-old son was diagnosed with mumps a week ago. Lakewood is in Ocean County.

"He was completely vaccinated," Pirutinsky said. "So it was a surprise to us he came down with mumps."

Anyone fully vaccinated from mumps receives two doses of the vaccine, according to the CDC. Of the New Jersey cases, 77 percent were vaccinated, Terjesen said.

Bam!!!

There you have it, a whopping *77%* of the infected were vaccinated - or so they thought.

Y'all run out there and get your pig flu shots now. I hear they're on sale!

See also - The Bizarro World Of Pig Flu Hysterics.

The Bizarro World Of Pig Flu Hysterics

Hah! Obviously, like all Big Government programs, the pig flu hit women, children, and minorities the hardest!

I enjoyed a big laugh at a sign I saw in front of Walgreen's Pharmacy this morning. It was advertising that they had *H1N1 flu shots available*. And the prominent ad couldn't help but convey the suggestion/admission of a *end of the season* sale/discount.

Going forward, it will be difficult for future generations to appreciate just how ridiculous the contrived *swine flu pandemic* was; how flat-out crazy the Morons amongst us went over a disease that has proven more innocuous than 4th grade cooties.

But still, the Big Government *experts* and Big Government apologists, aka socialists, yammer on, even if now in more muted tones:

Most Americans Think Swine Flu Pandemic Is Over, a Harvard Poll Finds

Most Americans do not intend to get the swine flu vaccine, assume the pandemic is over and think the flu threat was overblown, according to a poll released Friday by the Harvard School of Public Health.

As of the end of January, only about a fifth of all Americans had had swine flu shots, according to that poll and data released separately by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

And, even though this flu hit children and teenagers the hardest, only about 40 percent of them have had the shots. That figure could improve because 13 percent of adults surveyed by Harvard told pollsters that they still intended to get their children vaccinated. If they do so, slightly more than half of all the country’s children will have been vaccinated, though many young ones who should have had two shots got only one.

Most parents who did not get shots said they felt the threat had passed. The second-most-common reason was fear of the vaccine, even though monitoring of the first 60 million doses showed no unusual rate of side effects.

"A steady core of adults" has resisted all warnings and appeals from public health officials, said Robert J. Blendon, director of opinion research at Harvard’s School of Public Health, which has done several polls with C.D.C. financing since the outbreak began.

Michael T. Osterholm, director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota, said he “was not surprised” by how few got shots.

"But that could all change overnight if we get a third wave in late February — and we still could," he added. "That would make this half-time data, not end-of-the-game data."

Dr. Anne Schuchat, the C.D.C.’s director of immunization and respiratory disease, who in early January urged all Americans to get shots because they had finally become plentiful, put a brave face on the low figures, saying she was “encouraged” because more children got shots than ever previously got regular flu shots and because many got them at school for the first time. If that became routine, it could lead to much wider flu protection because schoolchildren often are the vectors that infect their families.

You know, YOU JUST KNOW, that all these alarmist CDC type are sitting around HOPING for a February resurgence in the innocuous *pandemic*!

And how about that revelatory last line?

According to Big Government - Schoolchildren are *vectors* of disease?

Well, they definitely don't come home and infect their families with erudition, manners, and maturity!



See also:

More Pig/Bird Flu Fraud

More Pig Flu Nonsense

Swine Flu Cooties

Pig Flu Quack-ccine

Nonstop Alarmism

More Pig/Bird Flu Fraud

Over Thanksgiving I visited my 96 year old grandfather at his house. He's still very much functional - bowling every week and whatnot. And I still can't beat him at chess!

But he was a little under the weather this time. Supposedly, you guessed it, *pig flu*. Though this hardy man has survived the Nazis, Camel cigarettes, mega-tons of bacon and eggs, raising four daughters(!), and skin cancer (4 years now)....it was a hysterical triumph of propaganda that he could be under siege by this mythomanic illness.

And there I saw it on his counter, Tamiflu. I've read about about the drug aplenty, starting back with the *bird flu* hoax several years ago.



Tamiflu anti-viral drug revealed as complete hoax; Roche studies based on scientific fraud

(NaturalNews) When it comes to selling chemicals that claim to treat H1N1 swine flu, the pharmaceutical industry's options are limited to two: Vaccines and anti-virals. The most popular anti-viral, by far, is Tamiflu, a drug that's actually derived from a Traditional Chinese Medicine herb called star anise.

But Tamiflu is no herb. It's a potentially fatal concentration of isolated chemical components that have essentially been bio-pirated from Chinese medicine. And when you isolate and concentrate specific chemicals in these herbs, you lose the value (and safety) of full-spectrum herbal medicine.

That didn't stop Tamiflu's maker, Roche, from trying to find a multi-billion-dollar market for its drug. In order to tap into that market, however, Roche needed to drum up some evidence that Tamiflu was both safe and effective.

Roche engages in science fraud

Roche claims there are ten studies providing Tamiflu is both safe and effective. According to the company, Tamiflu has all sorts of benefits, including a 61% reduction in hospital admissions by people who catch the flu and then get put on Tamiflu.

The problem with these claims is that they aren't true. They were simply invented by Roche.

A groundbreaking article recently published in the British Medical Journal accuses Roche of misleading governments and physicians over the benefits of Tamiflu. Out of the ten studies cited by Roche, it turns out, only two were ever published in science journals. And where is the original data from those two studies? Lost.

The data has disappeared. Files were discarded. The researcher of one study says he never even saw the data. Roche took care of all that, he explains.

So the Cochrane Collaboration, tasked with reviewing the data behind Tamiflu, decided to investigate. After repeated requests to Roche for the original study data, they remained stonewalled. The only complete data set they received was from an unpublished study of 1,447 adults which showed that Tamiflu was no better than placebo. Data from the studies that claimed Tamiflu was effective was apparently lost forever.

As The Atlantic reports, that's when former employees of Adis International (essentially a Big Pharma P.R. company) shocked the medical world by announcing they had been hired to ghost-write the studies for Roche.

It gets even better: These researchers were told what to write by Roche!

As one of these ghostwriters told the British Medical Journal:

"The Tamiflu accounts had a list of key messages that you had to get in. It was run by the [Roche] marketing department and you were answerable to them. In the introduction ...I had to say what a big problem influenza is. I'd also have to come to the conclusion that Tamiflu was the answer."

In other words, the Roche marketing department ran the science and told researchers what conclusions to draw from the clinical trials. Researchers hired to conduct the science were controlled by the marketing puppeteers. No matter what they found in the science, they had already been directed to reach to conclusion that "Tamiflu was the answer."

Now, I don't know about you, but where I come from, we call this "science fraud."


Even further, an FDA spokesperson told the British Medical Journal, "The clinical trials... failed to demonstrate any significant difference in rates of hospitalization, complications, or mortality in patients receiving either Tamiflu or placebo."

It's the same message over and over again, like a broken record: Tamiflu doesn't work. And the "science" that says Tamiflu does work was all apparently fabricated from the start.

The Tamiflu stockpiling scandal

Junk science, though, is good enough for the U.S. government. Based on little more than fabricated evidence and Big Pharma propaganda, the U.S. government has spent $1.5 billion stockpiling Tamiflu. This turned out to be a great deal for Roche, but a poor investment for U.S. citizens who ended up spending huge dollars for a medicine that doesn't work.

The upshot of all this is that governments around the world are flushing billions of dollars down the drain stockpiling a drug that doesn't work -- a drug promoted via propaganda and scientific fraud.

Color me shocked!!!

So, the cure for swine/bird flu - diseases as lethal as grade school *cooties* - was a scam???

In their defense, it is pretty hard to treat essentially imaginary illnesses...



I could go pretty far on this subject of Big Government, alarmism, medical entitlements, the bane of state-sanctioned medical research....but I won't, not here.

I'm just going to end this post with a quote from Hayek's The Road To Serfdom:

Once science has to serve, not truth, but the interests of a class, a community, or a state, the sole task of argument and discussion is to vindicate and to spread still further the beliefs by which the whole of the community is directed. As the Nazi minister of justice has explained, the question which every new scientific theory must ask itself is: "Do I serve National Socialism for the greatest benefit of all?"

A few weeks later now, I think my grandfather is doing fine. Must of been that Tamiflu!

Probably, the key to longevity like his in this world is....a natural immunity to quackccines!

See also:

More Pig Flu Nonsense

Swine Flu Cooties

Pig Flu Quack-ccine

Nonstop Alarmism

Kids Need Viruses...

Just got this message from one of the online forums I'm a member of:

Hi Everyone,

My daughter has the Chicken Pox. She just started getting the tiny bumps today. She seems fine just itchy; if anyone is interested in having their kids exposed to them, we would be fine with having the company.

Voluntary exposure???

Hmmmmm....

Check out this guy on Flickr:


He wrote:

This is what happens when your unlucky enough to avoid Chicken Pox til you're mid thirties. I used to be beautiful, i'm all better now and not a single scar.

I had these spots literally all over my body, including my knob.

Nowadays there is a vaccine, er quackccine - click here.

And why wouldn't there be one? It's big business and doesn't have to work.

No, it just has to be sanctioned and/or forced upon us by Big Government!



See also - Pig Flu Quack-ccine.

And the rest of my posts on - pig flu.

More Pig Flu Nonsense

Hmmmmm.....

What, no news stories? No Wikipedia link? No 'sponsored links'?

Why is Google granting the first search result of *swine flu* to fearmongering Stalinists?

Here's the reality:

In Australia and New Zealand, flu season has ended and almost all cases were swine flu. Yet even without a vaccine, those countries have reported significantly fewer flu deaths than normal.

Worldwide in seven months swine flu has claimed almost 5,000 people according to the World Health Organization, at the low end of the range the agency estimates die from seasonal flu every seven days.

What we’re seeing is "pandemic panic." FluView reports that only 29 percent of samples from surveillance laboratories are testing positive for swine flu. That means that fewer than a third of the samples that even doctors (much less scared patients) suspect may show swine flu actually show influenza of any type.

This is a pandemic in name only. When the WHO declared it one in June it was 11 weeks into the outbreak and swine flu had killed only 144 people worldwide. Yet the mildest pandemics of the 20th century killed at least a million people worldwide. How could the agency do it? Simple. It redefined "pandemic" in April, just days before announcing the swine flu outbreak, so that severity is no longer even a consideration.

Why issue it, then? Maybe because government, H.L Mencken has observed, ever seeks "to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."

I love it! A pandemic need not consider *severity*!

Next, the Big Government will probably allow banks to ignore *market values* on their accounting.... Oh let's not go there.

Those excerpts are from Michael Fumento.

It is pretty darn easy to whip up a hysteria with Morons who have no memory:



What'll be next in 2013?

Goat flu?

No Salvation For Germaphobes

During Catholic masses, they have what is called a *peace offering* towards the end. Essentially, in the spirit of Christian brotherly love, people just quickly hug or kiss their family, and then shake hands with others in proximity.

But today, my wife was shocked when the guy behind her just nodded and kept his hands by his side. Why wouldn't he shake her hand?

I got a chuckle out of Mrs. C-Nut's surprise - because this has happened to me more than a few times at our South Shore church. You see, I attend mass more frequently!

Once in a while, understandably, a non-shaker might be a little sick and, out of pure consideration, not want to infect you. But there's an art to this; one usually makes a gesture that conveys the situation. He made no such indication so more likely I think the dude was afraid of catching something from my wife.

That's what it has to be, right?

It just has to be the swing flu.

Or does it?

Except even before *pig flu hysteria* grabbed the sheeple by the horns....I'd been shunned a bunch of times during mass at this relatively new church of ours. Been going to Catholic masses in a handful of states for 35 years, as has my wife, and we can't remember this ever happening before.

These Morons are just germaphobes - and yeah, their neuroses might very well have been aggravated by Big Government alarmism.

Ultimately, after thinking on it, my wife got kind of pissed.

Mrs. C-Nut - If they're so worried about germs....then they can go run straight to the bathroom and wash their hands or use hand sanitizer or something. C'mon already!

Swine Flu Cooties

Today a local *mom* informed me that about one third of her daughter's second grade class has been absent recently.

Swine flu and/or fear thereof!

So I put on a surgical mask and with great trepidation approached the young girl myself.

At that moment, she was hard at work on some art project at the library.

I didn't even ask, but was told nonetheless:

SecondGrader - It's a card for my friend who is sick....people say she has the swine flu.

That IS NOT the card pictured above, nor is it the one pictured below:



Those I found via Google.

It must be hard on some kids though, to have their Moronic peers teasing or steering clear of them on account of pig flu paranoia.

This reminds me of the time I did in government schools, some 25-30 years ago.

Back then the worst affliction one could have was *cooties*.

I'm telling you, it's a good analogy.

Wikipedia describes cooties as also,

...an IMAGINARY 'disease' or condition...

!!!

Only Good For The Goose

While Big Government has been out there, doing its best to scare the nation about a *swine flu pandemic*, there was a glaring lack of example-setting in the Oval Office.

I read it just last week that President B. Hussein O. had yet to get his daughters vaccinated against the pig flu.

But today I came across this:



So the President answered his critics - for the time being anyway.

Two questions remain:

*Why won't Obama get the shot?*

And,

*When will he and the rest of Congress send their children to DC government schools?*

Pig Flu Quack-ccine

So apparently, there have been more Morons rushing to get inoculated from a contrived epidemic than Big Pharma/Government could *vaccinate* against. There are no swine flu shots anywhere to be had at the moment AND, if I have to hear one more idiotic neighbor of mine complain.....argh!

Nothing on Ebay either, I checked. I knew I should have been stockpiling...

From NaturalNews.com,

Let's not beat around the bush on this issue: The swine flu vaccines now being prepared for mass injection into infants, children, teens and adults have never been tested and won't be tested before the injections begin. In Europe, where flu vaccines are typically tested on hundreds (or thousands) of people before being unleashed on the masses, the European Medicines Agency is allowing companies to skip the testing process entirely.

And yet, amazingly, people are lining up to take the vaccine, absent any safety testing whatsoever. When the National Institutes of Health in the U.S. announced a swine flu vaccine trial beginning in early August, it was inundated with phone calls and emails from people desperate to play the role of human guinea pigs. The power of fear to herd sheeple into vaccine injections is simply amazing...

I probably don't need to remind you that in 1976, a failed swine flu vaccine caused irreparable damage to the nervous systems of hundreds of people, paralyzing many. Medical doctors gave the problem a name, of course, to make it sound like they knew what they were talking about: Guillain-Barre syndrome. (Notably, they never called it "Toxic Vaccine Syndrome" because that would be too informative.)

But the fact remains that doctors never knew how the vaccines caused these severe problems, and if the same event played out today, all the doctors and vaccine pushers would undoubtedly deny any link between the vaccines and paralysis altogether. (That's what's happening today with the debate over vaccines and autism: Complete denial.)


Ten things you're not supposed to know about the swine flu vaccine
(At least, not by anyone in authority...)

#1 - The vaccine production was "rushed" and the vaccine has never been tested on humans. Do you like to play guinea pig for Big Pharma? If so, line up for your swine flu vaccine this fall...

#2 - Swine flu vaccines contain dangerous adjuvants that cause an inflammatory response in the body. This is why they are suspected of causing autism and other neurological disorders.

#3 - The swine flu vaccine could actually increase your risk of death from swine flu by altering (or suppressing) your immune system response. There is zero evidence that even seasonal flu shots offer any meaningful protection for people who take the jabs. Vaccines are the snake oil of modern medicine.

#4 - Doctors still don't know why the 1976 swine flu vaccines paralyzed so many people. And that means they really have no clue whether the upcoming vaccine might cause the same devastating side effects. (And they're not testing it, either...)

#5 - Even if the swine flu vaccine kills you, the drug companies aren't responsible. The U.S. government has granted drug companies complete immunity against vaccine product liability. Thanks to that blanket immunity, drug companies have no incentive to make safe vaccines, because they only get paid based on quantity, not safety (zero liability).

#6 - No swine flu vaccine works as well as vitamin D to protect you from influenza. That's an inconvenient scientific fact that the U.S. government, the FDA and Big Pharma hope the people never realize.

#7 - Even if the swine flu vaccine actually works, mathematically speaking if everyone else around you gets the vaccine, you don't need one! (Because it can't spread through the population you hang with.) So even if you believe in the vaccine, all you need to do is encourage your friends to go get vaccinated...

#8 - Drug companies are making billions of dollars from the production of swine flu vaccines. That money comes out of your pocket -- even if you don't get the jab -- because it's all paid by the taxpayers.

#9 - When people start dying in larger numbers from the swine flu, rest assured that many of them will be the very people who got the swine flu vaccine. Doctors will explain this away with their typical Big Pharma logic: "The number saved is far greater than the number lost." Of course, the number "saved" is entirely fictional... imaginary... and exists only in their own warped heads.

#10 - The swine flu vaccine centers that will crop up all over the world in the coming months aren't completely useless: They will provide an easy way to identify large groups of really stupid people. (Too bad there isn't some sort of blue dye that we could tag 'em with for future reference...)

The lottery, they say, is a tax on people who can't do math. Similarly, flu vaccines are a tax on people who don't understand health.

I DID NOT know that a *swine flu vaccine* paralyzed some people in the 1970s. Pretty scary.

One thing is for sure, if today's swine flu vaccine turns out, down the road, to be lethal to all the docile Morons who ran out to get vaccinated...

In that case, at least the global IQ will profit!

I do feel bad for all of these people, like nurses, that are being forced to get the quack-ccine - some of whom have been fired upon refusal.

Sometimes it's mindblowing to think about how many functioning stupid people there are out there.

See also - Nonstop Alarmism.

UPDATE - More here:

Step 7) Defend mercury as safe. It's not that bad, really. What's a little mercury in your shot anyway? Ignore these inconvenient facts: A typical flu vaccine shot solution is 50,000 parts per billion of mercury. The EPA classifies any substance with more than 200 parts per billion as hazardous waste. (The EPA limit in drinking water is 2 parts per billion.) Thus, the mercury density in a vaccine is 25,000% higher than the level required to be considered hazardous waste. This is injected directly into the bloodstream of infants, children, expectant mothers and senior citizens. What could possibly be dangerous about that?

Step 8) Find a bunch of other flu vaccine zealots and quote each other. This is the best part about being a vaccine zealot: It's social! Instead of quoting any actual science to back up your non-position (because there isn't any), all you have to do is quote each other! "The CDC says..." and at the CDC, they say, "The FDA says..." and at the FDA, they say, "The drug maker says..." and at the drug maker, they say, "The researchers said..." and the researchers were quoting the CDC! (I think I remember playing this game in kindergarten... but then I grew up.)

Nonstop Alarmism

Hah!

This Big Media/Big Government scare came replete with a pic from 5 YEARS AGO.

Heck, why not just put up a pic from a Jaws film?

Supposedly there were a few great white sharks *spotted* recently. You scaredy-cats can click here for the non-story.

Last week I stopped off at a park in Norwell, MA. There, while I pushed my daughter on the swing, I had to endure 10 full minutes of swine flu hystero-nonsense.

There were 5 women surrounding me there who were prattling on about everyone going back to school amidst the swine flu *outbreak*.

They were breathlessly talking about risk factors (asthma, pregnancy?); about vaccination - which towns had it; the reputed differences between the normal flu shot and the swine flu shot; how many of them caught the flu last year; etc.

One woman in particular, the 300 pound chief hysteric, was relaying the *horror* story of her friend - who was both asthmatic AND pregnant....and petrified to go back to her job as a government school teacher this week.

Throughout this palaver, I wasn't even really biting my tongue. No, I was pitying these poor women whose every idea, aspiration, ignorance, and worry had come from *without*. You see, these non-thinkers were veritable mind slaves - and wholly unaware.

Finally I interjected - in my resounding, trademark fashion. Out of the side of my mouth I asked them all if they know ANYONE who's been afflicted by swine flu.

Unanimously, they answered in the negative. AND, on that spur from *without* these same worrywarts went on prattling for a couple minutes about how the swine flu wasn't really that dangerous; how those few that died from it really died from other factors; etc.

Could they possibly have demonstrated their docility any more convincingly?



Then, basking in that little success, I tactfully warned the 300 pound hysteric about a more imminent health risk....

And I advised her to get vaccinated against cheeseburgers!