When this video hit my inbox, it was titled *Be Careful Marrying A Spanish Woman*...
And it came from a friend of mine, who made that very spousal selection.
Even without knowing a word of Spanish, the point is made.
Though I did understand that last part - as the deflated wife jumped out of the bed she inquired, "¿Cómo el partido?".
It means, "How's the game/match going?"!