Okay, they (Drudge at least) is going to give some Florida pol a hard time for his *first pitch*:
But that was nothing. The funnies first pitch I ever saw was years ago by *light in his slippers* sprinter Carl Lewis.
And FINALLY, someone's posted it on YouTube:
There's something going on form-wise with his wrist. It just wants to flop down!
In fact, at the end of the clip you see Lewis pleading for the ball back. He gets it and tries again but the second attempt only makes it one-third of the way to the plate before bouncing.
(Apparently Lewis did a number on the National Anthem as well.)