Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Super Pooper?


A relatively new friend of mine revealed to me the other day that he defecates *6-7 times per day*.

SAY WHAT???!!!

There just HAS TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM, no?

After composing myself from the mind-blow....I suggested *butt kegels or something*.

SuperPooper - No. I don't have that problem. It's not like it just runs down my leg. I can control it at will. I just have a fast metabolism.

Anyone else ever hear of (or experience!) such a frequency?

See also - One More Crudity From NH.

2 comments:

Lucy said...

Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) acts like that. It's a pretty common ailment.

CaptiousNut said...

I'm thinking *Charmin*, minimally!