Sunday, October 19, 2008
I've been freezing the past month or so - it's been down to the high 30s at night. Finally I broke down and turned on the heat yesterday.
Here comes the dark and torturesome New England winter; I'll be noticeably crankier for the next 6 MONTHS. Consider yourselves forewarned.
Yesterday my wife bought herself a *vest* coat; and she bought one for my son. He wore his today and was complaining about freezing this morning at the park.
I do not get *vests*. Your arms are what need the insulation, not the torso. I told my wife that I was going to invent the opposite of a vest - a *sleeves-only* winter jacket. She said, "Good luck with that one!" and passed at backing my venture.
Serious investors email me on the side.
Addendum - I don't get the wife-beater tee shirt either. What soaks up the pit sweat?