Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Second Career Roadkill
At around 11:45pm, on my way back from the Celtics playoff game last night, I espied a rodent making its way gingerly across the street not one hundred yards from my driveway.
Timing it perfectly, I flattened it under the right front tire of my Earch-scorching Ford Explorer.
Then I spun around and snapped a picture of it so this time there'd be proof.
If y'all remember from My First Roadkill, all evidence of my kill quickly and mysteriously vanished.
In fact, by 7am this morning, I noticed down the street that last night's roadkill was eerily gone as well.
These local Chinese restaurateurs must do a *dawn sweep* of the roadways.