Monday, September 07, 2009
Sit Straight, Talk Crooked
You know, when kids sit down with their legs crossed, it is no longer referred to as sitting *indian style*....NOT EVEN for those pictured above!
They say, "sit crisscross applesauce" or some other inanity.
It's just yet another example of political correctness run amok.
I suggest y'all adopt the tack of my clever backlash. From now on I am going say to my kids,
Sit like a drunken gift-reclaimer !!!
In the 35 year span of my life, I've only met one red-faced scalper. Mr. Brown was my elementary school gym teacher.
So as far as I can tell, *native Americans* are just about extinct. Why then must we be so hypersensitive toward them?
Next they'll be saying we can't make references to lepers and passenger pigeons.