Thursday, November 25, 2010

Found! - The Most Moronic Religion

How dumb do you have to be to admit there are other *gods* and yet not pay them homage!!!

May they hurl lightning bolts at your stupid @ss!


Anonymous said...

Ah, you have turned your brain off, yet again. MM the monotheist does not even recognize the existence of the other god in his religion: Satan.

Yeah, I know that Big G is gonna kick Satan's ass after the rapture and all...except that how will all the new entrants to heaven be kept in line then? A few thousand years of heavenly misery, and they will be begging for oblivion. Therefore, a real threat is needed. It might even be said that Satan is just getting warmed up.

CaptiousNut said...


I'm no biblical scholar, nor do I want to argue semantics....but I don't think the Bible or Christianity considers Satan a *god*. He's a fallen angel or something.

You think I should hedge my bets? Straddle the fence and worship God and Satan?

Triangulate a la Monica Lewinsky's former boss?

I'm trying to think how one could do that...

Perhaps become a deliberate and calculating hypocrite?

I don't know.