Monday, November 29, 2010

Snake Oil Soda?

How soon is too soon?

Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and *fitting in* during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
Don't you dare laugh or scoff...

Fifty years from now wiseacres will be mocking our pig flu alarmism, faith-based acceptance of failed government schooling, and bio-organic yoga mats that claim to alter the global climate!

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