Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Take That, You Vegan Animal-Idolaters!
Check it out - my BIL just showed me the head of a deer in his trunk.
He slew it this weekend in the Catskills with a bow and arrow from a tree stand.
Be grateful I told you the story instead of him...
Because my BIL's version was a full 25 bleepin' minutes. There's simply no speeding him up - questions and other interjectional ruses only prolong the agony.
Yeah, 25 minutes for *two arrows*!
Here's a little more detail specifically for the animal lovers...
The deer suffered miserably for at least 45 minutes before dying. He was hit in the belly with the first arrow, walked 30 yards and sat down. My BIL thought he missed him. Then after a good 30+ minutes he climbed down the tree, found the deer and fired an arrow through its neck. Even then it took some more time to croak.