Tuesday, November 04, 2008
The Boat Eyesore
The plus side of living near the ocean is obvious - even if it's only for a 3-4 months a year.
The downside is all these darn front-yard boats.
We have to look at them, everywhere, for 7-8 months of the year up in frigid New England.
Why can't we pass a *snob ordinance* against parking them in yards and driveways?
Down the street from me is a McMansion development - overpriced and barely half-filled. Homes are listed from $1.3 million to over $2 million. Unbelievably, some dipsh*t there has parked a tarp-covered nasty boat on his lawn. They have an HOA there for crying out loud.
That guy must be on or THE board of the Home Owners Association.
I can't even believe that the boaters themselves want to look at their toys on a trailer or on stilts for two-thirds of the year, every single year.
Sometimes the fascists really do have to pass paternalistic laws for Morons.
Expecting a flood or just an inconsiderate Moronic neighbor?