Despite playing only 6 events this year, if it weren't for a white hot late-season Vijay Singh, Tiger might still have won the money title. Click the pic to enlarge.
Remember that he broke his leg in June AND tore his ACL right before hobbling
his way to a US Open playoff victory over Rocco Mediate. Watch the highlights from that one:
Feh, he's okay. He's no Glen Day or Curtis Strange either.
Tiger is good but just think he *mental* he would be if he did Hip-Hip abs?!!! ...Gay.
Such a wussy game (it's not a sport).
Outdoors with a ball = sport.
Bocce ball, croquet, lawn bowling, golf, etc., etc. = outdoors with a ball = excuse to socialize & drink = game
I never drink on the golf course as it violates three of my *drinking prerequisites*.
1) There has to be music
2) There have to be women around.
3) It has to be nighttime.
And the social element of golf, to me, is negligible. I like competition or solitude. Either way, it's unlikely you'll ever hear me say "nice shot" or "that's good" on the links!
The only time that someone should utter, "Nice shot," is directly after their playing partner pullhooks into a marsh or if they skull one outta a bunker into the pond on the other side.
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