Thursday, March 05, 2009

Breeding Contest - I'd Win


Who do y'all think would pick up more broads today - if we weren't both married, of course???

Me, pictured in the upper right corner of the page? (or here)

Or that pasty white, flaccid, pretty-boy quarterback for the American football Patriots?

At best, he's a *before* pic....

....while I'm a definite *after*.


Taylor Conant said...

If it's Breeding Contest, haven't you already won as you've bred two saplings and he's bred none?

If it's a Coupling Contest, I don't think if you "coupled" 5 times a day for the next year you'd be able to overtake him at this point...

really makes you feel like less of a man, doesn't it?

CaptiousNut said...

Brady is one soft b*tch!

Would you want to hit the peak of your life at age 28?

I wouldn't.

Put the spread trade on.

Short TB. Long CN

Do it in size.

Taylor Conant said...

Haha spread trade. If only...

Wouldn't it be great if you could short not only the financials, but the egos running them? You'd make trillions as Madoff, Lewis, Thain, Dimon, et. al crash and burn.

Trade of the century: short Ben Bernanke, short Geithner, short Obama, long Ludwig von Mises

Anonymous said...

Actually Taylor, Brady does have offspring. He dumped the mother of his child prior to the birth of his kid. Real class act.

Anonymous said...

Where did you get this picture? I was there when it was taken! I had just run off with Giselle and Brady had just realized what was going on...Man, that was a close one.