Monday, February 08, 2010

Inverted Humor

Deer Camp

The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room, but no one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept in Daryl's cabin and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

The other guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"

"Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Frank's turn. In the morning, same thing: hair standing up, eyes all blood-shot.

"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

"That Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Bubba's turn. Bubba was a big burly ex-football player - a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast, bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

The others couldn't believe it! "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl in and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night."