Man Versus Hood

I DVR-ed it, but haven't watched it yet. This week's new Man Versus Wild is titled *Urban Survivor*:



For sure, Bear is pretty impressive - even if much of his show is staged.

But still, I'd like to see him experience a REAL URBAN SURVIVAL.

I say, come the first really warm spring day, clad him in shorts, Teva sandals, a Penn Law sweatshirt, and top him off with a yarmulke...

Then drop him into North Philadelphia and see if he can survive!

Hah! He'll be ducking in alleys, scrounging for poultry bones. He'll be fashioning weapons out of jagged *forties*. Etc.