Friday, March 05, 2010

Silent Beauty

That's songwriter and American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi.

Never before in my 35 year life have I seen a woman whose *coefficient of attractiveness* drops so severely when she merely opens her trap.

On mute, she's a near goddess....but with sound, she comes off as, well, a well-cast participant of Jersey Shore.

I mean it, she's a real potty-mouthed, trampy sort of b1tch!

Even though I'm more into *personality* than most, I submit that it's stupendous for a ANY WOMAN's coefficient to drop so much - in the eyes of infinitely superficial men that is.


Anonymous said...

The b word was unnecessary if you ask to keep it classy.

CaptiousNut said...

It was necessary, perhaps an understatement!

Anonymous said...

im sorry kara is not hot she has leathery skin and a big shnoz! No one thinks Kara's hot even when shes not talking