Thursday, March 11, 2010
Tiger Woods raised a Buddhist? Who would have known?
Usually, after a bad shot on the golf course he yells, "God-damn it Tiger!"
Doesn't Buddhism deny the existence of a *Creator*? If so, who exactly is he cursing when he pushes the ball 2 yards to the right of the pin?
Of course I think it's total BS - he's no Buddhist. And his scripted faux-apology was laughable. It was like he was reading the definition of Buddhism, off a tele-prompter, for the first time.
Although at least he didn't bring in that monument to marital fidelity Jesse Jackson to *counsel* him, a la that other hound Bill Clinton.
I've always sort of rooted against Tiger Woods each week on the PGA Tour - if for no reason other than for the tournaments to be competitive.
But now, after all this *dumb cheating* and *therapy*, I'm thinking Tiger ought to be rooted against absolutely.
What the heck do they do in Buddhist $ex therapy anyway - electro-zap the life out of his pecker or something???