Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Ruining Kids For Vegetables

Daddy, what happened to her?

Son, she ate a lot of vegetables.

Now what's going on here? Is she obese or is this Baal-worshipper pregnant?

Can vegans, given their oh-so-healthy diet, even cultivate such a paunch?

And who, in their right mind, would ever impregnate one?

Complicating the mystery is the fact that a *turkey baster* is probably off-limits as well to these carnophobes.

Don't misunderstand, I don't have a problem with vegetarians.

In fact, many of the animals I consume are in fact strict vegans!

See also - On Vegetarians.